Urdu funny Sms

1:

Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par

HAIRAN PARESHAN UDAAS THAKI Hui

phirek mor pr Aap mily

 Aur bachi hui zindagi ki b WAATT laga di.. ;

2:

Arz kia hay....

Heer Ro Ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi  h ay. . . .

Heer Ro Ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi hay. . . .

Mujhe Roumal dey Kamine Meri Naak Beeh Rahi hai.

3:

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha

Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy

Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti HaNa Lage To Main

4:

Ek Hoor Ne

Jannat Mein

Khudkashi Ker di

Pata Hai Wajeh Kiya Thi?

Ek farishtay Ne Hoor Se Mazzak Kiya Tha K

Tumhaari Shaadi Molana Fazal Rehman Se Hogi.

5:

Ek Molvi,ek Aurat se takra gya,

Aurat ghussy sy!Aap ko shrm nhi aati,

darhi rakh kr takkar mar rahy hain..

Molvi.!Mohtarma ye darhi hy break nhi.

6:

Girl: Najomi ! mere 2 affairs hain.

Un dono mai kis k sath shadi hogi ?

Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?

NAJOMI : Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga

7:

Goldn Wrds

Mohabat main sab maslon ka hal French Kiss hai

Jo larki French Kiss na kre wo bewafa hai

French Kiss boyfrnd ka haq hai..

Profsr Imran Hashmi;-)

8:

Maalik:Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?

mere kano me gunguna rahy hain

Nokar:Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,

ye to unki Biwiya hyn Jo Bewa ho k Ro rahi hen_!

9:

Police oficer goes to poultry farm

Oficer: tum murgi ko kia khilate ho?

Pathan: bajra

Oficer: ghalat food! Pakar lo ise!

Oficer to 2nd pathan: tum kia khilate ho?

Pathan: chawal

Oficer: ise b pakar lo.

3rd pathan dar jata hai

Oficer: aur tum?

Pathan: sir mai toh 5rs de deta hun, khudi kha leti hain kch!

10:

Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:

Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai

Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:

Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...

11: 

Sheikh asked a parrot:"Mian mithu choori khain ga

"Parrot said:"Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa'':-