Pathan And Sardar Sms

1:

Pathani writes mesage 2

Pathan:"ghar kbb aa rhe ho?Message kr k btao.

"Pathan writes to her:"Nahi bata sakta,Sirf aik message k paisy hein
2:

Pathan roz kitchen mein jata,

cheni ka daba kholta aur band kr deta.

Why?GUESS ?

Q K Dr. Ne kha tha k apni "SUGAR" roz check krte rhna.

3:

Pathan Ne Ek Ghar Chori Ki,

Sab Kuch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li ..

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..

4:

Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogy

Wo khushi Me nachne Lga

1 Aadmi Ne pocha isme khushi ki kia baat hy?

Pathan: o yara agr hm gadhe pe betha Hota To

Hm b Gum hojata:-)

5:
Pathan Ne Gair qanoni Ghr Bnaya
Ksi Ne Mashwra Dya
Ghr K Bahr Aisi painting Kro K Police Smje
Purana Ghr Hy
Pathan Ne Dewar pr likh dya"Quaid e azam Ko Riha Kro.
6:

Pathan: light nai to khambekhat fan to chala do.

 Pathan ki b.v: akhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nai,

fan chala diya to mombati bhujh nai jye gi.

7:

Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai.
3 din baad wapis aaye
Sardaar ghusse se bola
"Hun ki lain aayi ain''
Sardarni:"Mobile da charger bhul gai c"
8:

Maalik:Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?

mere kano me gunguna rahy hain

Nokar:Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,

ye to unki Biwiya hyn Jo Bewa ho k Ro rahi hen_!

9: Sardar 2 sardarni:

janu coca cola peene k bad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hai.?

sardarni: (sharmate hue)

kro je..sardar: BrrrRrrrr..

10:
Sardar (larki ko chertey huwe):
 Hor soniya ki haal he...??
Larki (ghusse ma) boli:
Jo teri behn ka he.Sardar (hans kar): Woh tu Pregnant he.
11: 

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?

Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?""

Kehti hay 'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kameena kon h?