Mazahia Urdu Adab

1>> Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho. 2:>>Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon. 3>>Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha ha Itna lamba toh mujh ko b nahi jata! 4>>Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar 5>>Tere liye chand kya Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho Ghar walo ko tu kya Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga 6>>Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application create main karoonga Tum usse debug karnaa wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karty karty main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection   time out ho gaya 7>>kaise bataon kya ho tum khattara car ho tum bina light ka lamp ho tum bina law ki mombatti ho tum kya samjhta hai khud ko patla khada hua danda ho tum kisi murgi ka sada hua anda ho tum padosiyo ke gale ka fanda ho tum 8>>Jb se begum ne muje murga bana rakha ha MaiN ne nazroN ke tara sir be jhuka rakha ha Bartano! Aaj mere sir pe baraste kyuN ho MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha ha Pehle Belen ne banaya tha mere sir pe Ghomer aur ab Chimty ne mera gaal saja rakha ha Sare kapre tu jala dale haiN begum ne tan chupane ko Banyan phata rakha ha Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tera Jis ne khud ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha ha Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha ha.. 9>>Student : Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir Haan! Paas Tu Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number He Dila Daitay. Teacher: Yun Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi Haan! Paas Tu Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay He Bana Daitay 10>>Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi ha us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhe ha Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhe ha shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhe ha Kehtay hain rakhe hoi cheez buhat kaam at hai is liye tu main ne rakhe se laga rakhe ha Ab haqeqat tu yeah batanay ke liye rakhe ha ke rakhe ne raaton ke neend urda rakhe ha Yeah kia main ne rakhe rakhe laga rakhe ha us rakhe ne to kisi aur se be bana rakhe ha